Thursday, June 4, 2009

Persian?!

In Los Angeles, you must, and i mean must, be careful and have a watchful eye on the Persian. Very, very tricky people. I believe once you know who one is, you can adjust accordingly and be proactive as well as reactive in your approach when dealing with them. I myself am half, my mother comes from a Nomadic tribe from Southern Iran called: the Baktiar's (basically sweet, lying, shady, good with a knife, alcoholic Gypsy's). And during the Iran-Contra Scandal aka "hostage scandal" circa 1979...many Persians , who established businesses in the U.S.....feared a substantial part of their income, as well as their reputation would be effected due to this situation!! So, I'm not sure who started the trend, but many Persians took on new identities. Many of them seemed to lean towards Italian names and pretended to be from Italy and or Spain..etc (I'm sure your eating what I'm cooking!!) .... My own family was guilty of this. My uncles went from Farhad to Fred...from Parveez to Peter and from Amir to Phillipe (i have no idea why he chose Phillipe??) . I, still to this day, spot a Persians hiding a mile away!! Its still going on, even amongst the socially elite, athletes, musicians, along with many of entertainments finest here in the U.S.!! Below are Persians, who don't fool me.... no matter how hard they try to transform their look.......i got these fuckers on lock and periodically i will be posting one's i believe are still too ashamed to step forward and embrace their roots!!

George Clooney, c'mon Persian...stop insulting us!


Mercedes Ruhl...need i say more!



John Oats, really? Like we weren't going to eventually find out.



Oh yeah, this fucking guy...the Jonas brother who looks nothing like the other two!! His name is definitely Farnoosh or some shit like that!!












And shame on you Paul Stanley for hiding behind that gay-ass make up job..Your like the fucking Persian of all Persians!!!

2 comments:

  1. hahahahahaaaaaaa Niggah Pleez !!

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  2. how vaaar yoo habibi?? what about gwen stefani..nice try with the dyed blonde hair.

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